Heriticar of Lies: Santo Secularis
So the boss doesn't go to catholic church anymore, but he still thinks he tries to follow the rules J.C. put down. And since he's double super secret retarded, he remembers all the minutia of cannon that the new pope keeps obfuscating to shit on politicians he doesn't like.....so wa laaa...we spell shit wrong on purpose, it irritates those extra few a$$holes.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69.5 | 72 | 74.5 | 77 | 78.5 | 80 |
| B) Width (cm) | 97 | 107 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 48.5 | 53.5 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.4 | 28.3 | 29.3 | 30.3 | 30.9 | 31.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38.2 | 42.1 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19.1 | 21.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |